Who would you switch teams for?
Sorry I’m late today, guys. Conference calls are the bane of my existence; conference calls that demand voluntary agreement to an illegal invasion of privacy and sacrifice of confidential personal information just leave me steaming and ready to tear someone’s head off. But since I can’t talk about that here because 1. it’s not topical, 2. it would violate confidentiality, and 3. I have to hurry and go finish some work for my new job (which is creating its own difficulties that I can’t discuss due to being gagged by an NDA), instead we’re going to indulge in a little frivolity with the end goal of inviting you to participate (you people have been way too quiet lately) and distracting me from shanking a b*tch.
I’ve mentioned before that I probably identify as a Kinsey 5, meaning it would take a female version of Vin Diesel to turn my head towards the fairer sex. People jokingly ask who straight people would go gay for all the time, though, so I have to wonder: if you’re gay, who would you go straight for? (Or if you’re straight, the age-old question of who you’d go gay for. If you’re bi, just pick the three people you’d like to get the horizontal monkey on with the most.)
My top three women:
1. Michelle Rodriguez.
She’s tough, she’s fierce, she’s tight, and she’s gorgeous. She plays hard, gritty characters rather well, with a bit of a wild side and definite hard-as-nails core. I have no idea what she’s like outside of the characters she’s often typecast as in various action flicks (The Fast and the Furious, Resident Evil, the atrocity of Bloodrayne that not even she could salvage with that horribly faked accent)…but that doesn’t mean I don’t enjoy looking.
2. Milla Jovovich.
I’m not sure what it is about Milla that gets me. Maybe it’s because she has the same air that Michelle Rodriguez does, only packed into a more graceful, elegant package: that mixture of ferocity and delicacy with a sharp dash of playfulness. (It probably helps that she looks like a young man sometimes and I love androgyny, although I find her beautiful in a way that transcends gender. Oddly, I didn’t like her when I saw her as Leeloo in The Fifth Element (I was paying more attention to Bruce Willis anyway), but after the Resident Evil films and a few others, I’d gladly switch teams if Milla offered - even if her eyes creep me out a little.
Not…that she’d even give me a second glance. But a boy can dream, can’t he?
3. Lucy…no…um…Drew…no…er…oh, damn. I really don’t have a third; I guess those two ladies are it for me. Anyone got any suggestions for a third?
Who would you reverse your sexuality for?
February 26th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
1. Lucy Liu - come on, do I really need to explain? She’s Lucy Liu!
2. Pamela Anderson - tall, buxom blonds do it for me. Granted, after Tommy Lee, it’d be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway (Seriously, did you see the video? He’s like the size of my forearm!) but…I’d still tap that. Heather Locklear, too (again, Tommy made sure that’s a wide avenue).
3. Megan Fox - didn’t know who she was until Transformers, but…damn. If Pam wasn’t the source of so many of my teenaged…personal time…then Megan would be #2.
4. Jessica Alba - the woman defines hot chick. She’d be higher, but my tastes don’t lean towards her right now. But, as a junior and senior in high school…she bumped even Pam off of her #1 spot.
5. Gackt - can’t make a list without Gackt. Even if it’s supposed to be women, he’s still there. He’s hot, still has a nice body pushing the mid-30s, and rumor has it that he’s pretty big. One of my favorite fantasies involves meeting the members of S.K.I.N. backstage and, well, Yoshiki joins in…lord knows my pants were quite uncomfortable during the entire concert at Anime Expo last year.
Honorable Mention:
Takeru Kobayashi - Adri and I disagree on him. He has that cute face sometimes, but a very nicely muscled body (and abs and arms to die for). I probably would kick him out of bed for the 3-4 days after the hot dog contest, but otherwise he can come over any time. Only problem is, rumor has it he’s on steroids, so I guess sex might be…lacking. Oh well, at least he’s pretty to look at?
February 26th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
1. Kate Beckinsale
http://www.katebeckinsalegallery.com/images/katebeckinsaleWallpaper/katebeckinsale-face1280/kate-beckinsale19.jpg
HANDSDOWN. GAAAAAWD. *cough* She’s beautiful, she’s gorgeous, her smile, her voice, her mouth… *melts*
2. Eva Green
http://s87.photobucket.com/albums/k154/actrices/actrices/eva-green-002.jpg
Those eyes burn right through you. Her voice is heaven, her mouth… Alabaster skin… She’s a queen or a sorceress from ages past, and she mesmerises me.
3. Jennifer Garner
http://www.worstpreviews.com/images/catchandrelease.gif
It’s the girl next door thing. *nods* And her mouth. (always the mouth, with guys it’s often noses.) *nodnod*
Adrien: excellent choices! Mila Jovovich is 4 or 5 in my book ^_^
February 26th, 2008 at 2:35 pm
That really is a toughie. Well, kinda, anyway. I’m closer to a Kinsey 4 in mind than anything, so theoretically it wouldn’t take -that- much to draw me over… but I just don’t find that many people particularly attractive. And of the people I find attractive, most of them it isn’t sexually. Buut..since you’re not asking me to probe my psychoses and instead just asking me a simple question…I probably shouldn’t have gone into all of that. Hmm.
1) Amber Benson. Most people think it’s a particularly odd choice, for some reason. I dunno. I still think she’s one of the hottest women I’ve come across… and definately the hottest on the Buffy set. I’ll admit that I know absolutely nothing about her in real life, since I don’t pay any attention at all to celebrity news, so I don’t know if she’s as nice as she projects, or what. And honestly, personality counts for a hell of a lot.
2) Jewel Staite. Much of the same applies, really. They’re both really cute, and their figures, as far as I’ve seen, aren’t the super-slim and busty sorts that seem more in vogue.
I can’t really think of any others, I don’t pay all that much attention really to who’s attractive or not except for a very few exceptions.
February 26th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
Hikaru: I said your top three, not your own personal orgy, you incurable and impossible hornball.
Reynai: I can’t believe I forgot Jewel Staite. She has to be my #3; she’s adorable. (Or maybe that’s just me projecting Kaylee onto her…)
February 26th, 2008 at 3:55 pm
Let’s see here . . .
1. Catherine Zeta-Jones. She can dance, she can sing (I love her voice), and she’s HOT.
2. Johnny Depp. He’s so handsome, he’s pretty.
3. Michelle Yeoh. She’s graceful and just such a beauty. I could look at her all day.
4. Mike Myers. Anyone who can make me laugh gets me. That goes for Robin Williams, too.
5. Cameron Diaz. Need I say more?
6. Wynona Ryder. I like her voice.
Can’t think of any more.
February 26th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
Adri: Noooo, you asked who we would go straight for. There happens to be four women on my list. Well, and Gackt…I’d become a woman if it meant I got to sleep with him. Well…okay, maybe if I got to sleep with him for the rest of my life. I like my cock too much to give it up for a one night stand with Gackt. He, Yoshiki, and Kobayashi could turn me 100% gay, though, any time they want.
February 26th, 2008 at 7:55 pm
1. Rosemarie Ford
http://www.freewebs.com/jellicats_junkyard/RFord.gif
Powerful dancer, so wonderfully graceful, bombshell body, and a beautiful face… I don’t care if that was in the ninties, and she’s waaaaaay older than me. She’s hot.
2.Audrey Tautou
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/137/039_C50896.jpg
You don’t get much cuter than her, and I’m a BIG sucker for cute… <3
aaaaaaaaaaand since I’m usually swooning over fictonal boys… one fictional girl can’t hurt…
3. Shego
http://ruggaphile.tripod.com/ShegoRun2.jpg
She’s dark, sexy, kicks ass, and has killer sarcasm…
… Don’t judge me…
yeah… that’s probably it I think…
February 26th, 2008 at 9:41 pm
1) Tadanobu Asano. A younger, Japanese-er, Johnny Depp. Need I say more?
http://picasaweb.google.com/Molleyfox/Movies/photo#5047108924783556866
Hmmm… after that it gets difficult. No. 2 would have to be Christian Bale.
I can’t think of a number 3. I would have said Bill Clinton if it was 8-10 years ago. When he was in office, every one of my friends agreed that if their partner (of any gender) cheated, it had better be with Bill Clinton.
Sadly, it is not 8-10 years ago, so there is no number 3.
February 27th, 2008 at 8:02 am
I’d go for Ray Stevenson. What a man. (You can’t see me, but I’m purring at the thought of his delicious muscled arms wrapped around me.) Mmmm. And the centurion uniform doesn’t hurt, either.
February 28th, 2008 at 10:05 pm
Oh by far Johnny Depp is my number one…
Then it gets far more complicated, I really could go straight for any pretty guy that has that inherant, “I am close enough to female for you not to mind” look. Know what I mean?
February 29th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
1. Milla Jovovich, oh, dear. It makes me so happy to hear other people going insane over her. She was even sexy when she was pregnant and gained weight.
2. Helena Bonham Carter. She has conquered elegant gothic in a way no other woman can manage–Amy Lee wants to sweep the path in front of her feet.
3. If women produced chocolate milk. mmmm.
March 1st, 2008 at 10:47 pm
1. Salma Hayek
2. Erica Cerra
3. Gina Torres