The Diva Quiz: How Much of a Diva Are You?
This weekend I was thinking over the drama queen article and looking for something to do to avoid editing the last chapter of my novel, and couldn’t help wondering: you may know if you’re dating a drama queen - but boys, how do you know if you’re a Diva Royale? Just for fun (and ’cause I love making things), I whipped up a little ten-question quiz to help you find out, complete with images that you can post in your blog, MySpace, LiveJournal, or anywhere else that you want to paste HTML code.
Of course, it’s not just for the boys. Whether you’re an utterly fabulous fag, a lovely lesbian lass, beautifully bi, sensuously straight, transcendently trans, quixotically questioning, intoxicatingly intersexed (when did I start the alliteration again?): where do you rate on the Diva-Meter?
How did I score? Well, it’s no real surprise:
I am 60% Diva
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60% isn’t so bad. I freely admit that I’m a brat, though I’d like to think I’m just a teeny bit more sensible, and too laid-back to be so fashion-conscious. Maybe. Some days. Kinda. After coffee. And brioche.
Want to know how you stacked up against me? Take the quiz.
To get your score: Pick your answer to each question, and add the number of points for that answer to the total points accumulated with each question. At the end of the quiz, check the results to see your diva score based on how many points you’ve gathered.
Question 1: You’re hosting a party. How do you handle your guests?
a.) Handle my guests? My guests are there to cater to me! (9 points)
b.) I’m the life of the party! Everyone loves me, and wants to be seen with me. I’m funny, I’m charming, and everyone clamors for my attention. (6 points)
c.) My guests never see me, really; I’m too busy taking care of the refreshments and entertainment. (1 point)
d.) I move among them quietly, making sure to speak to everyone, trying to pay equal attention while I see and be seen. (4 points)
e.) I’m a stressed mess, zipping everywhere, trying to keep everything under control, talk to people, and put out that fire in the corner. Crap. (3 points)
f.) I’m sulking in a corner because people aren’t paying enough attention to me. But they will soon, if I sniffle enough. (7 points)
Question 2: How many numbers do you have saved in your cellphone contacts?
a.) 20-30. (3 points)
b.) I don’t have a cellphone. (0 points)
c.) Less than 10. (2 points)
d.) 30-50. (4 points)
e.) Over 50. (7 points)
f.) I’ve lost count! Space in my contact list is premium, baby. (9 points)
Question 3: …and how many of those numbers are personal and not work or school related?
a.) I told you I didn’t have a cellphone. (0 points)
b.) They aren’t worthy of my address book. (10 points)
c.) About half. (5 points)
d.) Most of them, really. (2 points)
e.) Just a few. (8 points)
f.) …there’s a difference? (3 points)
Question 4: What’s your idea of a fun evening?
a.) Going out for a burger and a film with my friends. (4 points)
b.) A long, quiet, relaxed evening at home spent pampering myself with luxurious food, a hot bubble bath, etc. (6 points)
c.) A star-studded gala in which I am the star. (10 points)
d.) Something elegant, cultural - a wine-tasting party, or perhaps a night at the theatre. (8 points)
e.) I’d be content with just a book or the TV. (0 points)
f.) I’ll do anything, provided my friends and/or significant other are there. (2 points)
Question 5: Are you seeing someone right now?
a.) I’m too hot to be tied down to just one person. Share the love. (8 points)
b.) I’m dating someone pretty steadily, but not sure about committing to it yet. (5 points)
c.) Honey I’m seeing everyone right now, and oh, are they seeing me…(11 points)
d.) Nah, I’m comfortably single. (2 points)
e.) I’m in a long-term monogamous relationship. (1 point)
f.) I’m single, but there’s someone that I want to be with. (3 points)
Question 6: How long does it take you to get dressed to go out?
a.) About 5 minutes, maybe less. (0 points)
b.) 10-20 minutes. (2 points)
c.) About an hour. (5 points)
d.) As long as it takes. Beauty has no time limit. (7 points)
e.) It’s an all-day process, honey. I start from the moment I wake from my beauty rest and by evening, I may be prepared. (10 points)
f.) I ‘unno. It depends on where I’m going and what’s required. (3 points)
Question 7: What does your living space look like?
a.) I keep it pretty clean; never know when I’ll have company over, which is why each room is designed to be visually appealing. (6 points)
b.) I’d tell you, but I can’t find it under the mess. (1 point)
c.) Don’t ask me; I have people to take care of that. I just pay them to make sure it’s attractive and stylish. (11 points)
d.) I’m a bit of a compulsive neat freak, and like everything cleanly organized and well-decorated. (8 points)
e.) It’s livable. A lot of my furniture is secondhand or cheap, but everything’s functional and I pick up after myself sometimes. (2 points)
f.) Pretty average. Nice, suits my tastes, but nothing special. I like to keep it tidy. (4 points)
Question 8: How important is money to you?
a.) …are we talking your money or mine, honey? (8 points)
b.) Money’s nice to have, but I don’t really need more than the basics. I like to be able to say I could treat myself, but I don’t often do it.(2 points)
c.) I like to spoil myself sometimes, and have a little extra money to make sure that I look nice and can afford the finer things. (5 points)
d.) All the money in the world can’t fix butt ugly, even with plastic surgery. (7 points)
e.) I don’t really care about money and only worry about what I need to survive. (0 points)
f.) Money is everything. Without it, how could I afford to live such a fabulous lifestyle? (11 points)
Question 9: How important is your appearance?
a.) I don’t like going outside without matching clothes on and my hair done. (5 points)
b.) Why are you asking? Is my hair mussed? Oh god, where’s a mirror? (7 points)
c.) Well, as long as you can’t smell me… (1 point)
d.) Not so important. I mean, I shower and wash my clothes and such, but makeup and accessories? Naaah. (2 points)
e.) My appearance had better be important. I paid too much for this nose for it not to be important. (9 points)
f.) I’d say I’m pretty casual/average. I like to look nice, but within reason.(3 points)
Question 10: How do you react to things that make you angry?
a.) I bite my tongue and storm off to simmer alone. I don’t tell anyone, but I take a while to get over it. (4 points)
b.) Calmly rein myself in, take a deep breath, and sort out my feelings as rationally as I can. (2 points)
c.) Piss me off and find out, sweetcakes. When I’m mad, everyone pays. (11 points)
d.) Shout it out with whoever pissed me off. Or, if it was an object, kick it. Preferably until broken. (9 points)
e.) I don’t…really get angry. I guess I’d be ticked if someone stole my car…(1 point)
f.) Clam up, sulk, and wait for someone to come notice it and pet me until it’s better. I get sulkier if no one notices. (7 points)
How did you rate? Check your score against the results below.
0-10 points: 0% Diva
You may be a lot of things, but a diva you are not. You’re the antithesis of high-maintenance, laid-back and relaxed and easy to get along with. Some people find you to be fun and accommodating. Some people find you to be a doormat. Either way, you’re about as drama-free as they come. You tend to dress in whatever fits; sometimes it may even match. Either you’re a fashion disaster or one of those lucky people who can look effortlessly sexy in whatever they wear, but frankly, you’re not worried about it anyway.
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11-30 points: 20% Diva
You can be a bit of a brat sometimes, but you tend to have a good sense of humor about it and can laugh off your worst and most demanding moments. Every once in a while you have a tantrum, but don’t we all? You’re well aware that your occasional need to be the center of attention is human and normal, and keep it playfully under control. You’ve got a quirky, clean look about you; style doesn’t matter so much as comfort, but you still look nice when you leave the house.
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31-50 points: 40% Diva
You’re straddling the middle ground between the world of mere mortals and the ascension to Diva-hood; you have your style that works for you and looks absolutely fabulous on you even if you’re not on the edge of fashion, and you know it. Your behavior can be a bit bipolar; sometimes you’re self-effacing, good-humored and ready to go with the flow - and sometimes, if you don’t have your demands met within seconds, heads will roll. You do pick and choose your issues, though, and only put on your crown to officiate over the issues that matter most to you.
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51-70 points: 60% Diva
The Diva Force is strong in you, young one, but you still have a ways to go before you climb that glitter-strewn trail to the top. Maybe your fashion sense is a bit off, maybe you’ve got a bit of a problem with putting the welfare of loved ones ahead of your own, maybe you even mind your own business now and then…though not often. Either way, despite your tendency to steal the spotlight, you’re not quite a diva…but you’re certainly somewhere nearby, moving in from stage right.
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71-85 points: 80% Diva
You’re almost a full-blown diva, saved by a few moments of humility born either from distraction, insecurity, or random bouts of self-awareness. While you’ve got style, you’ve got grace, and you’ve got drama all over the place, every once in a while you do know how to wind down and relax. You’ll still give people a hard time for not following Your Majesty’s rules and tuning in to watch the All You, All the Time Channel, but you’re known to be just a tiny bit forgiving. Sometimes.
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86+ points: 100% Diva
You define difficult, and you’re proud of it; you make Perez Hilton look tame, and that’s no small feat. Underneath your feet every sidewalk is a runway, every building a theatre, and you are the star performer, glitzed and glammed and at the top of your game. Things will go your way, or there’ll be hell to pay. You love your drama, you love your gossip, and you love even more when you’re the center of it - whether for your outrageous actions or your definitive flair and style. You go, girl. Boy. Whatever. Just strut it.
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I am 0% Diva
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I am 20% Diva
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I am 40% Diva
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I am 60% Diva
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I am 80% Diva
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I am 100% Diva
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May 14th, 2007 at 11:18 am
I am 20% Diva
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So much fun taking this quiz
Nice to see the site is back up!
May 14th, 2007 at 12:02 pm
I ended up with 41%.
I can’t tell my mom. She’ll laugh.
May 14th, 2007 at 1:41 pm
Speaking of diva’s… It was the eurovision songcontest last Saturday (yes, I watch that every year xD) and this is the song I think should have won:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iq9cukhf2Pc
I honestly think it was the best song, I love it, and the act was funny as hell to boot
Russia’s wasn’t bad either… ^_^
May 15th, 2007 at 7:05 am
…that boy is at once gorgeous and utterly ridiculous. I laughed so hard I nearly snorted diet cherry coke out my nose. His glam style’s great, but I’m so glad that’s only a stage look.
Um.
I hope.
May 15th, 2007 at 8:23 am
I saw an interview with him before the contest, and he’s pretty normal ^_^ So yeah, it’s only a stage look.
July 25th, 2007 at 8:10 am
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December 5th, 2007 at 10:57 pm
I happen to be 0% diva. And even at the low end of that range. Not that there’s anything wrong with that …