Caption Contest: 04.09.08
Yesterday was just a little heavy, a little angry, and a little overwhelmingly bitter; so, as I so often like to do after I go off on a rampage, it’s time for something a bit lighter and sillier. I swore I’d never stoop to these levels, but desperate times call for desperate measures, and I still have about four hours of work left to do, so…
Your mission: Come up with a humorous, ironic, witty, or in some other way interesting caption for the above picture. Post it as a comment to this entry, or if you want, you can Photoshop it in and post a link to your image. It’s up to you. Either way works. You can come up with as many as you like, but only one can win.
The deadline: Monday, April 14th, 12a CST. That means the second the clock rolls over from Sunday to Monday in my time zone, the contest is over. I’ll pick the best caption and post the winner when I post Monday’s comic.
The reward: A $30 Amazon gift card (we’ll even use the e-cards so you don’t have to wait for it to arrive via postal mail or give me your address). That’s enough for you to order enough junk to even get their renowned (and horribly slow) free Super Saver shipping.
The catch: Er…there’s no catch, I think; I’m just pressed for time and not above doing stupid internet-typical things to find something to post about. At least it’s not lolcats. Although if you’re an international reader and you don’t have access to Amazon or $30 would barely even cover shipping for you, if you win we’ll talk about getting you a gift card to some other place that’s better suited to your locale.
The secret: …those are a man’s legs up there.
At least that’ll keep this a bit topical.
Hafta run!
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April 10th, 2008 at 12:33 am
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=940710
EVERYTHING is LOLcats. Everything.
April 10th, 2008 at 12:58 am
Oh gods. I know where that is. Someone else is totally winning this competition.
April 10th, 2008 at 7:04 am
“Jeez…calm down! Your Liza impersonation isn’t that bad.”
April 10th, 2008 at 8:49 am
This will get out of hand really soon xD
I’m gonna sit this one out, I suck at things like this!
Good luck everyone!
April 10th, 2008 at 1:55 pm
[…] So…er…go play with the captions contest, submit your entries, win an Amazon gift card. I’m gonna go futz with Manga Studio EX until […]
April 11th, 2008 at 4:28 pm
“What did you do–get fishnet stockings in kiddie size?”
April 12th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
Dammit, I think I’ve got a run.
April 12th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
The Jolly Green Giant prepares for the Folsom Street Fair
April 12th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
“God, look at the time. 9:30 and I haven’t even finished my hair. Now, where are my stockings…”
April 13th, 2008 at 12:58 am
“The advert said the pills would enlarge male appendages… I didn’t realize it was talking about LEGS.”
April 13th, 2008 at 1:23 am
“When Divas Attack!”
“Hot Legs: Made by a woman, but strong enough for a man”
“Look mom! My legs pwn the sun!..they sizzle!”
“While some use the front door, a REAL superhero uses the window”
“Viagra: side-effects may include: temporary insanity, panty flashing and missing torsos”
“Hot legs, making your mark
Hot legs, keep my pencil sharp”
(Oh Rod Stewart, how you amuse me to no end)
*laughs* This randomness is a lot of fun!
I love coming up with random captions at insane hours of the night!
I giggled to no end at Hikaru’s: “The Jolly Green Giant prepares for the Folsom Street Fair” Well done! *claps*
Peace, love and chocolate chip cookie dough!